If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
