I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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