That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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