Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize