Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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