its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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