Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
