"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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