Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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