i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
All the doctor said was why
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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