I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize