There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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