She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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