Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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