i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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