I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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