Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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