A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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