Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why didn't you poke me back
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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