we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
