Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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