Non-Jews are for practice
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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