Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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