what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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