I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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