He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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