I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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