Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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