It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Please don't give away my fajitas
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