so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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