A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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