Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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