She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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