well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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