You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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