I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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