Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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