dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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