Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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