garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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