seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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