Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Can I color on your dick again?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
