I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I fill condoms, not promises.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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