OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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