I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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