So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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