Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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