I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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