I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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