why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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