Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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