i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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