Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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